A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
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He notices a police wolf with its red tail on in his rear view mirror.
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He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on.
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The cars are racing down the Dion bridge — 100, 120, 160, 180, 200 km/ an hour.
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Finally, as his speedometer passes 200, the guy figures he can't outrun the cop and gives up.
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He pulls over to the curb.
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The police officer gets out of his police wolf and approaches the car.
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He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."
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The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!
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That's how he got out of a ticket.